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1

 

Actually Major


Anymore bacon?

 

Our owning 
 

House trained


At ease

 

In a weird

 

Attractive longer


Moonbase one

 

Back to a virgin

 

Bad luck


Baggage


Baldrick

 

Barbeque

 

Beirut


Binoculars

 

Boat race


Boating on foot

 

Borrowed skis


Bottle opener

 

Cinderella


Built to last


Like Onslow


Bus shelter


U-Boat


Calling you


Candlelight Queen

 

Can't go back


Can't afford

 

Snobery

 

Cereal 
 

Stay long
 

Chucker

 

Chuff me 
 

Clash


Coarser skin 
 

Wedding


Compass

 

Condusive

 

Compulsary

 

Continental

 

Waited

 

Crossroads


Crown


Daddy ill


Not up there

 

Dishy Vicar

 

Dizzy


Don't dawdle


Don't grunt


Vest Under Nighty


Drunk as A Skunk

 

Drunk all Sherry


Parole Soon


Eat With With Crew


Economicle

 

Elegant


Engine room


Engraved On Mind


Greenland  Eskimo


Every Tuesday


Careful With Luggage 
 

Father On fire

 

Biscuits?


General


Buy Some Fish & Chips

 

Richard, Fortunate


Full steam Ahead 

 

Fundamental Qualities


 Get Daddy out!


Hyacinth Stop! Get in car


So glad you can come

 

 Bruce thinks Glassware...


I go through her pockets


I'm going consulting


I'm going to be alarmed

2

 

Golfing Disaster


Be Brave. I'll return

 

If you have to perspire


Hello Richard

 

Hold up on motorway

 

People honking


How many, 20?

 

How old is the place?


Husband retired


I love you Mrs Bucket


Richard where are you going?

 

Make sure Onslow wears a shirt 


Message immanent

 

Place to impress

 

Inflame a chap 


Inquiry to Onslow

 

In touch with her all day


I ironed for Hyacinth

 

Why you smiling?

 

I would say..

 

Recieve keys to our yaught

 

Very kind to lie

 

Large whiskey

 

Last foothold

 

Lazy eye

 

Leave it


Get Vicar


I Don't Like This Intimacy


Jockey (Violet)


Liverpool Supporter

 

Look Best At Every Moment

 

Honeysuckle Cottage


Little More Modest


In A Bucket Of Manure


Mind The Bicycle!

 

Mind The Horse!


Watch The Lorry!


Mind The Pedestrian!

 

Mind The Pothole!


Mind The Tree!


Minding pedestrian

 

Missed fun


Mobile


Xmas cards


Morning Major

 

Morning Booket


Mrs. Braddock

 

Refreshment

 

Musical friend

 

Shy

 

My china

 

My family

 

Naturist

 

Nautical buffet

 

No doili

 

Nothing here

 

Of all the...

 

Tally ho

 

Hello Vicar

 

Shanandor

 

Old Hillman

 

Old seadog

 

On board

 

On deck

 

Birds sing

 

Onslow telly

 

Time of life

 

Riff raff

 

Porky Hooton

 

Potter in garden

 

Jacket

 

Queen mother

 

Religious

 

Sex appeal

 

Replace towels

 

Richard Bucket

 

3

 

Rose hormones

 

Rose in green

 

Royal visit

 

Sauna

 

Sea shanties

 

So much

 

Postman brings

 

See you soon

 

Seen a bitch

 

Ice cream

 

Senior postal

 

Seagoing

 

Shave legs

 

Mad

 

She will kill me

 

Sheridan

 

Had a shave

 

Shirt on

 

Sing on coach

 

Slow learner

 

Snobbish

 

Looks smart

 

Missed ship

 

Spaceman

 

Spaghetti

 

Spain

 

Disparagingly

 

Much English

 

Silver

 

Stand

 

Starter motor

 

Stop ship

 

Still do it

 

Stop Major

 

Stories

 

Superior

 

You CAN talk

 

No beer

 

Talk to Vicar

 

Porters

 

Sunset

 

Menu

 

All men

 

Will wait

 

Single

 

Thrown in

 

Bevy

 

Triumphs

 

Trouble H.M.

 

Try harder

 

Rose off

 

Turn heads

 

Up a tree

 

Groin

 

Urgent

 

Fussy 

 

Violet

 

Vot you Vant

 

Walk on water

 

Watch out

 

Waterside supper

 

Move

 

You said

 

Whats wrong

 

Wheres Honeysuckle

 

Salt air

 

My parish

 

Win on horses

 

Window seat

 

Wine

 

Alight

 

Older quicker

 

Won me

 

Idea

 

Work

 

Wrong people

 

Yokel

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